It's a Hunchback of Notre Dame kind of day...

So basically it is a Hunchback of Notre Dame kind of day because, well, uh... I look like Quasimodo aka the guy above... I woke up this morning with a BIG, FAT, SWOLLEN eye. It's gross and refuse to post a picture of myself. I promise Quasimodo is an accurate interpretation minus the whole misshapen body thing... Since no one could cover my shift, I am gracing Brigham Young University Idaho's students and visitors with a bulging eye. I mean who does that? It looks like a ball of infection rather than my lovely m&m brown eyes. (mmmmmm, don't M&M's sound good?!) Oh well. Speaking of delicious things, I have been denying myself delicious things and am working to healthier diet. Plus I'm proud to announce that I worked out with Adam and we hope to do it again tonight if I'm feeling better. Woohoo! Hope you all are having a fabulous Thursday!! One day till the weekend. :)
That's all.
Ta Ta For Now,
Evi

Letters To My Stomach: Dang you Pizza Hut!!

Dear stomach,
I know you are very pissed off right now. I understand. I know that eating a meat lovers pizza for lunch wasn't the best of ideas, but it was free!! Can you please take mercy on me right now? I know you are creating WW III just to protest the awesomely nasty pizza, but please... can I at least go to sleep? Or better yet, stop throwing up? If stomachs can communicate to other stomachs can you tell Adam's to let him throw up? You see, we are both sick and in bed, and well... rather pathetic.
Sincerely,
Evi Figgat

PS I solemnly swear to never ever eat Pizza Hut again. [plus the announcer dude for their commercials bugs, right?!]