Okay I'd hate to admit but I've been slipping into a daily coma for five hours for the last two days, it happened before I left too. Unfortunately I look a lil something like this
and truly make a fool of myself when I waken startled wondering what the flip happened?! Daily I tell myself, "Nah, I'll be productive today." Inevitably I end up in bed, drooling like a bulldog (eww so maybe not a bulldog. It was the first "drooly" thing that I thought of.), and apparently I like to ignore people when I sleep. But there is just something about the Egyptian cotton sheets and feathered mattress pad wedding gifts... whenever I slip even close to their softness it is like they are practically begging me to pass out. Today I woke up find that I threw my phone across the room, presumably when my father-in-law called. Oops!
To do list for tomorrow:
Don't TAKE A COMA NAP
Also, aren't the only people who take five hour naps either old and dying or little babies? Even though I don't think little babies sleep that much. Geez.